Thursday, September 22, 2011

What You Might Not Want to Wear

Although the telephone recording suggests "business casual" and even gives the hint not to wear shorts, tube tops or tank tops some people are still unclear on the proper attire when reporting for jury duty.  Here are some specific guidelines of what not to wear:

1.  flip flops (the non discriminate colored Wal-Mart .89 cent variety)
2.  baggy sweatpants
3.  trucker hat, no matter if you're a man or a woman
4.  oversized, bright red family reunion t shirt
5.  bedroom slippers
6.  warm ups
7.  Nike black rubber shower shoes
8.  a black, windshield repair, screened print t shirt, especially when worn two days in a row
9.  waist length top with skin tight black leggings
10. wrinkled white short sleeved t shirt and track pants

2 comments:

  1. Maybe they were trying to get out of jury service? That makes me think of Tina Fey on 30 Rock, who went in a Princess Lea costume.

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  2. I think most of these are good rules to live by every day, not just when reporting to jury duty.

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